Stanley Pipe was born in the Relish growing county of South Yorkshire in England in 1965. Educated at Colley Cow Shed Comprehensive he spent three years getting paid for signing his name once a fortnight. His big break came when he got a job working in a church before his second big break when he gained employment in the exotic world of electrical components. Tired of this excitement he moved on to varnish where he spent ten long unfulfilling years. However, it was during this time he became renowned for his fantasy football managerial skills taking the now world famous Armitage Shankers to numerous titles. In his quest for fame and to spread the word of Yorkshire he moved south. He was briefly involved in a job at the National Archives where he almost single handedly demolished a whole wall with a $500 cart.
His involvement with the infamous Shanters Badminton Club gave him many marvelous opportunities including the chance to travel to new and wild places such as Ludlow, Isle of Wight and Saffron Walden. He met many famous celebrities including Bamber 'Cyclist Repair Man' Gascoigne and Johnny Ball during his time working as an Office Manager cum phone repairer cum Salesman cum two-way radio repairer cum credit controller cum tea-maker in Kingston Upon Thames. After four years of this he moved on to education where the holidays are better and you can sneer at small children.
Now in his 45th year he is looking for more adventure and danger, although he won't be wearing his red shirt in Bangkok.
